JPMorgan Chase CEO: King Jamie Dimon
The People vs. Jamie Dimon: A Prosecutorial Brief
Yesterday, Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase, took to the airwaves to sound a warning on a potential US stock market fall. In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, he played his favorite role: the sober statesman, the one man with the foresight to warn us of the coming storm, stating he was “far more worried than others” about a serious market correction. It’s a masterful performance, a perfect projection of the patriotic, ethical leader he has cultivated for decades.
And it is a lie.
This is not the story of a statesman; it is the story of a man who has perfected the art of projecting integrity while presiding over an empire of systemic harm. This dossier will serve as a prosecutorial brief, shattering that mask by presenting the evidence. The timing is key, and the time has come to see the architect of the fortress for who he truly is.
Count 1: The Ledger of Malfeasance (The Pattern of Crime)
Jamie Dimon’s leadership is defined by a pattern of corporate criminality so vast it is unparalleled in the banking industry.
Truth Bullet 💥: Under Dimon’s leadership, JPMorgan Chase has paid over $40 billion in penalties for at least 283 documented offenses, demonstrating a clear pattern of systemic misconduct.
Truth Bullet 💥: In 2014, JPMC admitted to two felony counts for “willfully” violating the Bank Secrecy Act by serving as the primary banker for Bernie Madoff’s multi-decade Ponzi scheme.
Truth Bullet 💥: JPMC paid a historic $13 billion settlement in 2013 for knowingly selling “toxic” mortgages that directly fueled the 2008 global financial crisis, after admitting it made “serious misrepresentations” to investors.
Truth Bullet 💥: In 2015, JPMC pleaded guilty to a felony charge for its role in a conspiracy to rig the global foreign exchange market.
Pocket Razor 🔪: After overseeing this unprecedented era of corporate crime, Jamie Dimon was rewarded with a 74% pay raise to $20 million for 2013. The board praised him for his “successful handling of the legal issues.” This is the arsonist getting paid a bonus for cleaning up his own fire.
Count 2: The Epstein Complicity (The Moral Rot)
The bank’s 15-year relationship with sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein reveals a profound moral failure at the highest levels of the company.
Truth Bullet 💥: JPMC processed over $1 billion for Jeffrey Epstein and maintained their relationship for five years after he became a convicted sex offender.
Truth Bullet 💥: The bank’s own General Counsel concluded in 2011 that Epstein “is not an honorable person in any way. He should not be a client“. His recommendation was ignored.
Truth Bullet 💥: A senior JPMC executive, in a 2012 email, casually described a client’s house by saying it “Reminded me of JE’s house, except it was more tasteful, and fewer nymphettes“.
Pocket Razor 🔪 (The Kill Shot): This is the central lie. Juxtapose the evidence with the denial:
THE EVIDENCE: Internal JPMC emails regarding the decision to keep Epstein as a client were explicitly marked “pending Dimon review” and “for Jamie”.
THE LIE: Under oath in a May 2023 deposition, Jamie Dimon testified, “I don’t recall knowing anything about Jeffrey Epstein... I was surprised that I didn’t even -- had never even heard of the guy“.
Count 3: The Trump Nexus (The Partisan Betrayal)
While Dimon now warns of economic instability, he was a key player in providing bipartisan cover for the very administration whose policies have heightened that risk.
Truth Bullet 💥: In June and July of 2025, Jamie Dimon held secret, private meetings at the White House with President Trump, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, serving as a key informal advisor.
Truth Bullet 💥: On May 9, 2025, President Trump signed a bill repealing a key consumer protection rule that would have capped overdraft fees. This single act protected over $1 billion in annual revenue for JPMorgan Chase.
Pocket Razor 🔪: This is the transactional relationship in action. Dimon provides the Trump administration with bipartisan credibility, and in return, his bank is rewarded with a billion-dollar gift at the expense of working families who are hit with predatory fees.
Truth Bullet 💥: The Trump administration appointed a former JPMC executive, Frank Bisignano, to lead both the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and the Social Security Administration (SSA).
Pocket Razor 🔪: This is state capture. A Wall Street operative, forged in Dimon’s culture of malfeasance, was placed in charge of the nation’s tax collection system and its largest social safety net.
The Verdict: An Architecture of Impunity
Jamie Dimon is not an anomaly; he is the perfected product of a system designed to insulate leaders from consequence. This Architecture of Impunity is built on three pillars:
Deferred Prosecution Agreements (DPAs): The “corporate get-out-of-jail card” that transforms criminal charges for things like the Madoff scandal into manageable financial liabilities, ensuring no senior executive is ever held personally responsible.
The “Shareholder Value” Doctrine: The moral cover used to justify unethical behavior, framing actions that generate profit—even illegal ones—as being in the “company’s best interest”.
The Crisis Manager Narrative: The perverse incentive structure that rewards the CEO not for preventing the crisis, but for “managing” the legal fallout from it.
His warnings of a coming crash are not the act of a statesman; they are the calculated maneuvers of an architect checking the walls of a prison he helped build, ensuring its foundations are still strong enough to protect him.
The Final Razor: The Great Distraction
This is the heart of the Great Distraction. While we are encouraged to fight a vicious horizontal war—Democrat versus Republican—the architects of our prison operate with impunity above the fray. Jamie Dimon, a registered Democrat, cultivated a symbiotic relationship with the Trump administration to secure a billion-dollar deregulatory gift. His power is not partisan; it is systemic. They want us locked in a forever war over which puppet sits on the throne because it distracts us from the fact that the throne itself is owned by men like him. This isn’t a battle of Left versus Right. It is, and always has been, a Vertical War.
Next Briefing: The Re-Anchor
This was the Punch: Part 1 of a two-part operation. Next, we deliver the Re-Anchor. After indicting the man, we will deconstruct the machine. The next article will be a clinical breakdown of the systemic “Architecture of Impunity” that creates and protects men like Jamie Dimon. As is the Owl’s way, it drops in the late of night.
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Thanks for writing, we've had encroaching impunity for wealthy, white-collar criminals since at least the Great Recession and it's high time that we stopped it!
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